Do YOU know what's awesome?
My new cellphone screensaver

Penguin hopping on rocks.
Friggin' AWESOME.
Truly.

So I learned tonight that if you spend too much time flirting w/ a Starbucks girl you're hot chocolate turns into warm chocolate.
Go figure.

Damn this cold.
Not sick enough to stay home.
Yet sick enough to make the workday seem alot longer.
Sexual healing probably wouldn't make this cold go away, but it'd sure be fun to try.

I need a better guitar.
And my tolerance to be lower so this Dayquil would actually work on me.

Have you seen my wiener?

I'm running low on quotes again.

Current Brain Age: 21
Current Wii Fitness Age: 31
The Random Quote:
"Well, at least you weren't running around the bar w/ yourself exposed singin' out I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." - Anonymous